The Program is my
I shall not want.
It prevents me from lying down on the sofa
and leads me to a sweaty aerobics class.
It restores my favorite tight jeans.
It guides me down the path
of slimness for its namesake.
Even though I walk through
the valley of red light food,
I will fear no restaurant.
For you are with me,
your Leaders and your Staff,
they will comfort me.
You prepare a table before me
in the presence of balanced meals.
You anoint my bread with pure virgin olive oil
and my bladder runneth over with H20.
Surely goodness and confidence
will follow me all the days of my life.
And I will dwell in the meetings
once a week forever and ever.
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