Canadian Skit

For the benefit of those that were not at the conference, or even for those
that were there and would like to refresh themselves; I thought I'd post a pic of
Pam (author of the skit) and the skit script is below!
It truly was a lot of fun and a lot of laughs!

Weight Watchers Stuff
(written by Pam (aka Purdycat), inspired by Dr. Seuss)

Overweight person (Pam will play part) sits in a chair with a sign “NO MORE DIETS”

A person dressed as a WW leader (Sheila) carrying the start up materials, pt finder
etc. enters with an assistant (Nancy)who will help with props etc.

Leader: Do you like W.W. Stuff? – offers stuff to Pam

Pam: I do not like WW stuff. I don’t do diets, I’ve had enough.

Leader: Would you try it here or there? Points left and right. Would you try
it with my friend Sher? Sher enters and waves and remains standing just to the side.

Pam: I would not like it here or there (copies pointing). I would not like
it with your friend Sher. (Waves sarcastically back at Sher). I do not like
WW stuff. I don’t do diets. I’ve had enough.

Leader: Would you try some 1pt bread? (holds up bread) How about with
some All-fruit spread? (holds up jar of E.D smith jam)

Pam: I would not like some 1pt bread. I would not like some all fruit spread.
(gestures food away) I would not like it here or there. I would not like
it with your friend Sher. I do not like WW stuff. I don’t do diets. I’ve had enough.

Leader: Would you try a skinny cow? (offers the box) Would you try some
chips by WOW. (offers bag of chips)

Pam: No skinny cow. No chips by wow. No 1pt bread. No all fruit spread.
I would not like it here or there. I would not like it with your friend Sher.
I do not like WW stuff. I don’t do diets. I’ve had enough.

Leader: Would you? Could you? In a car? Try it, try it.
Here they are? (offers all the materials etc again)

Pam: I would not , could not in a car.

Leader: You may like it, you will see. You may like it like DOTTI
(enter a person to be Dotti, (Vikki) who waves, then stands next to Sher)

Pam: I would not could not with Dotti, not in a car. You let me be.
I do not like a skinny cow. I do not like some chips by WOW. I do not
like some 1pt bread. I do not like some all fruit spread. I do not
like it here or there. I do not like it with your friend Sher. I do not like
WW stuff. I don’t do diets. I’ve had enough.

Leader: Could you? Would you? Try Dotti’s Weight Loss Chat?
(offer computer keyboard)

Pam: I could not, would not try Dotti’s Weight Loss Chat.

Leader: Would you? Could you talk to Garden Cat?
(Garden Cat (Cathy) enters, waves, and stands next to Sher)

Pam: I will not, will NOT talk to Garden Cat. Not in a car, not with Dotti.
I do not like Weight Watchers you see. No skinny cow, no chips by
wow, no 1pt bread, no all fruit spread. I will not try it here or there.
I will not try it with your friend Sher.

Leader: (incredulously) You do not like WW. Stuff?!

Pam: (exasperated and getting madder)
I don’t do diets. I’ve had ENOUGH.

Leader: You do not like them. So you Say. Try them! Try them!
And you may. Try them and you may, I say.

Pam: FINE. If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.
(Leader passes the materials. Pam flips thru the materials.)

Pam: Say! I like WW stuff. I do. I like it. Its not that tough. And I would
go to Dotti’s Weight Loss Chat. And I would talk to Garden Cat
(goes and gets Garden Cat to come closer to her chair) And in a car
and with Dotti (gets Dotti) Its so easy to follow you see. So I will eat a
Skinny cow (takes the box and places on her chair), and will eat
some chips by WOW (grabs bag and puts on chair), and I will eat
some 1pt bread and I will eat some All fruit spread (grabs bread and jam).
And I will try it here or there and I will try it with your friend Sher
(brings Sher over beside the chair with others) I do so like WW stuff.
Thank You Thank You. This isn’t so tough.

THE END

Cast: Pam, WW leader (Sheila), Assistant (Nancy),
Sher, Dotti (Vikki), Garden Cat (Cathy).

Props: chair, WW materials (books, pts finder etc), sign saying
“No more diets”, bag of 1pt bread, jar of E.D Smith 0 pt spread, empty box
of Skinny cows, Bag of WOW chips, Computer keyboard

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