How Do You Like Dot Now?
Words by Al, and sung to the tune of "How Do You Like Me Now?"

Yeah she was always the heavy one, the one where they poked the fun,
Sometimes she just wanted to lay down and die.
She tried to lose her weight you know,
It always would go real slow,
And then the weight came back and sheíd break down and cry.
She wanted so badly to be thin and healthy,
But her will power seemed far too weak,
And then all at once she climbed up that mountain,
and now she lives on its peak. How do you like her now?
(chorus)
How do you like Dot now? Now that sheís on her way?
No one thought that sheíd be -- standing here today.
Now sheís climbed the mountain, she wants you to do it too.
Thatís why she made the web page, How do you like Dot now?
It started off just a little thing, an Internet iffy fling,
Never imagined itíd go half this far.
Then the restaurants and recipes
The helpful hints and niceties, they all seemed to really catch on.
Her pictures of before, and then those of after,
Showed how her weight had really gone.
The guest book was filling, the emails were thrilling,
And next thing the conference was on! How do you like Dot now?
(Repeat Chorus twice)



A Friendship Song
Words modified by Becca, based on and sung,
to the tune of "A Friendship Song" by Chris While


I know youíre always right here beside me
When Iím in trouble youíre not far behind me
Youíre the very best friends that Iíve ever had
You always greet me with a beaming smile
You never judge me, thatís not your style
You always hear me out when times get bad
I had some trouble and you pulled me through
When youíre not there, I donít know what to do
And though weíre posting every single day
We never run out of things to say
Oh you can read my posts just like an open book
I come to you with something on my mind
You listen to me, give me precious time
And then youíll weigh me up with that certain look
I had some trouble and you pulled me through
When youíre not there, I donít know what to do
I donít know what to do, no
Sometimes Iím crazy and thatís no lie
You never ask me for a reason why
You make me laugh when I want to cry
Those kind of friends you know you just canít buy
No you just canít buy, noÖoohÖ
When luck is scarce, you are my four-leaved clovers
You say it never ends until itís over
You make my spirit soar when my tide gets low
I had some trouble and you pulled me through
When youíre not there, I donít know what to do
Sometimes Iím crazy and thatís no lie
You never ask me for a reason why
ĎCos youíre my friends, yes you are friends to meÖ