Are You A Chocoholic?
1. Forget "career vs. relationship";
for you, is a major decision having to choose
2. Is the fastest way
to get your attention the mere mention of the words
3. Do you look at vanilla as somebody's idea of a joke?
4. Would you campaign to have Sara Lee's birthday declared a national holiday?
5. Has an M & M never had enough time to melt in your hand?
6. Have you mastered the
art of sucking the middle from inside a malted-milk ball
7. Is your most frequent
form of daily exercise prying off the lid from a container of
8. Do you consider Ding
Dongs one of mankind's most significant cultural
9. Have you ever eaten
an entire box of still-frozen brownies because you were
10. Is your ulterior motive
for visiting sick friends to pick through the boxes of
11. Did it come as a surprise to you that Bill Blass also designed clothes?
12. Are you of the conviction that Famous Amos should be made a patron saint?
13. Does "dinner with a
few intimate friends" really mean Godiva, Teuscher,
14. Is your idea of foreplay a bag of Hershey's Kisses?
15. Do you consider carob a Communist plot?
* If you have answered yes to any one of these questions, there is definite warning that you may be a chocoholic.
* If you have answered yes to any two, the chances are that you are a chocoholic.
* If you have answered yes to three or more, wipe your face!