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Are You A Chocoholic?


1.  Forget "career vs. relationship"; for you, is a major decision having to choose
between white and dark, milk and bittersweet, with almonds and without?

2.   Is the fastest way to get your attention the mere mention of the words
free samples?

3.   Do you look at vanilla as somebody's idea of a joke?

4.   Would you campaign to have Sara Lee's birthday declared a national holiday?

5.   Has an M & M never had enough time to melt in your hand?

6.   Have you mastered the art of sucking the middle from inside a malted-milk ball
and still leaving the outer coating intact?

7.   Is your most frequent form of daily exercise prying off the lid from a container of
Haagen-Dazs chocolate chocolate chip?

8.   Do you consider Ding Dongs one of mankind's most significant cultural

9.   Have you ever eaten an entire box of still-frozen brownies because you were
unable to wait long enough for them to thaw?

10.  Is your ulterior motive for visiting sick friends to pick through the boxes of
candies they've received?

11.  Did it come as a surprise to you that Bill Blass also designed clothes?

12.  Are you of the conviction that Famous Amos should be made a patron saint?

13.  Does "dinner with a few intimate friends" really mean Godiva, Teuscher,
Cadbury, and Kron?

14.  Is your idea of foreplay a bag of Hershey's Kisses?

15.  Do you consider carob a Communist plot?

* If you have answered yes to any one of these questions, there is definite warning that you may be a chocoholic.

* If you have answered yes to any two, the chances are that you are a chocoholic.

* If you have answered yes to three or more, wipe your face!