Are You A Chocoholic? Question 1. Forget "career vs. relationship";
for you, is a major decision having to choose 2. Is the fastest way
to get your attention the mere mention of the words 3. Do you look at vanilla as somebody's idea of a joke? 4. Would you campaign to have Sara Lee's birthday declared a national holiday? 5. Has an M & M never had enough time to melt in your hand? 6. Have you mastered the
art of sucking the middle from inside a malted-milk ball 7. Is your most frequent
form of daily exercise prying off the lid from a container of 8. Do you consider Ding
Dongs one of mankind's most significant cultural 9. Have you ever eaten
an entire box of still-frozen brownies because you were 10. Is your ulterior motive
for visiting sick friends to pick through the boxes of 11. Did it come as a surprise to you that Bill Blass also designed clothes? 12. Are you of the conviction that Famous Amos should be made a patron saint? 13. Does "dinner with a
few intimate friends" really mean Godiva, Teuscher, 14. Is your idea of foreplay a bag of Hershey's Kisses? 15. Do you consider carob a Communist plot? * If you have answered yes to any one of these questions, there is definite warning that you may be a chocoholic. * If you have answered yes to any two, the chances are that you are a chocoholic. * If you have answered yes to three or more, wipe your face! |