Kitchen Slogans A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. If we are what we eat, than I'm fast, cheap and easy. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out. You know the dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines. Thank you Marilyn |