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Magical Weight Loss


"They say there's no magic way to lose weight and get in shape. I'm here to prove them wrong."  David Copperfield, world famous magician and AbracadAB Roller inventor.

Why struggle and strain with conventional ab machines?  With the AbracadAB Roller Plus, you just lay back, say "abracadabra," and presto! Fat and inches magically disappear!

Harnessing the same magical powers used to make the Statue of Liberty vanish, Copperfield now uses his wizardry to make inches vanish from your waist!  All it takes is 20 seconds, three times a week, without ever breaking a sweat. In fact, you can even enjoy a smoke or your favorite cocktail while in the machine. And when you're done, just say "abracadab-away," then watch in amazement, as the E-Z Fold-A-Way feature automatically stores the machine under your bed.

Don't be fooled by conventional ab exercisers that make you do the work. Say goodbye to painful situps and boring crunches forever, with the one-and-only AbracadAB Roller Plus!

What Our Customers Are Saying:

"The best thing since the Psychic Friends Network." -- Laverne Mowatt, Omaha, Nebraska

"After a 20 minute nap lying inside the AbracadAB Roller, I feel totally re-energized." -- Cecil Bodine, Tupolo, Mississippi

"If you believe it works, it works!" -- Thelma Tucker, Lubbock, Texas


Just 3 easy installments of $29.95 plus $7.95 hocus-pocus tax. No money-back guarantee necessary. Allow 6 - 8 lightyears for delivery. (Like you have something better to do?)

by Mitch Lemus